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A “HOT PRODUCT” With
INSTANT Affiliate Payments

Solid 4% Conversion Rate!
60% Commission Per Sale ($49.95)!

100% Free to join. All you need to do is send traffic. Try it and see what you think. :)

Before I say anything, I want to let you know that you can simply use the form below to immediately join our free affiliate program. All you need is a Clickbank ID, which is free. Click here to get one if you don't already have it.

-- Stanley Lyndon ;)

What Is On Offer?
Nothing much really. It is only an awesome 60% commission on every sale made for the ebook "How to be Funny" written by Stanley Lyndon! :)

How to be FUNNY!™ is an ebook that is priced low enough so people will buy, but sold at a high enough price that you have the real potential of a nice solid income for the tiny amount of effort it takes to get it rolling.

By adding a text or banner link to us on your site, and every time someone visits our site and buys the ebook, you will receive 60% of US $49.95 for each ebook sold!

The eBook version of the book was published in the year 2005, and even though three years have passed since, the sales has only been improving! It had also consistently topped the charts at ClickBank Marketplace in Humor category for over two years!

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Conversion Rate:

The sales copy, written by a TOP copywriter, cost $25,000. The conversion rate has been astounding for a $50 ebook at 4% for regular traffic and has gone over 8% for targeted ones! What this means is that, for every 100 visitors you send, you can earn an average of $108! And, that is after ClickBank deducts their commission!

Why Such A High Commission Rate?

We want to help as many people as possible to learn to be funny and interesting. However, it is not possible for us to single-handedly reach all the millions of people who need this ebook. Therefore, we are more than happy to pay you to help satisfy the huge demand for our techniques. Incidentally, it is completely free to join this affiliate program.

Why 3 payment options? Won't my commissions get leaked?

No, your commissions would never get leaked. We offer three payment options for the convenience of our customers reaching only our main index page. We have three different landing pages: one default index page with all three options, one ClickBank only page, and one PayPal only page. So, when you use your ClickBank affiliate link to send us the visitors, they would only see the ClickBank landing page containing only ClickBank as the payment option. Similarly, for PayDotCom affiliate link, the landing page containing only PayPal as payment option would only be visible. So, there is no way you would ever lose your commission. Click here to see the landing page for ClickBank and here to see the landing page for PayDotCom.

Who Pays Me?

Two independent companies depending on which one you want to use. One is called ClickBank, and the other PayDotCom. They are both highly trusted third party affiliate management companies, so you can be rest assured that your commissions will always be paid fairly and on time. ClickBank is the leader in online secure credit card processing for digital information products, while PayDotCom is an excellent option if you would like to receive your commissions directly into your PayPal account instead of getting a cheque delivered directly to your home. We prefer ClickBank (more on that later).

When Do I Get Paid?

ClickBank sends out checks twice a month, on the 1st and the 16th. PayDotCom credits your money directly to your PayPal account once a month, between 15th-30th. With ClickBank, the minimum check amount is only $10.00, so you can receive your first check after referring only one customer. Whereas with PayPal, you can receive a cheque as soon as your account balance crosses $150. You can find out how much you've earned anytime by checking the status of your commissions in real-time through your ClickBank or PayDotCom account.

Getting Started

Lets Look At The Better Option First - ClickBank.

I generally like to talk on a one-to-one personal level to all my affiliates. Over the years I have talked to hundreds of affiliates and have understand all the difficulties faced by them. I have eventually come to desire certain qualities that an affiliate program must have, in order to qualify as a dependable one.

They are:

1. Reliable Cookie System
2. Regular Affiliate Payments
3. Easy or No Sign Up For The Product
4. Hot Product In A Proven Hungry Market
5. Consolidated Affiliate Payment For Multiple Product Sales
6. Ready-Made Affiliate Tools To Plug Into Affiliate's Marketing Funnel

I have worked hard to put all those qualities into this site. We decided to have ClickBank as our primary processor, since it has a reliable cookie system, regular affiliate payments, consolidated affiliate payments for multiple products and does not require a sign up.

Some publishers do not like to promote ClickBank products because of affiliate theft (customers replacing the affiliate's affiliate id with theirs).

I wanted to protect my affiliates so I have taken care of that problem as well.

• I invested in EasyClickMate, which removes the "hop link" in the address bar thus making sure no one would ever be able to replace your affiliate id with theirs, and also adds more security and better tracking for the affiliate.
• I made sure this affiliate information page is not listed anywhere on the site, and also made sure Google or any other search engine does not display it in the search results, so people cannot just grab an affiliate link, and use their ID instead of yours.

If You'd Rather Receive Your Commissions To Your PayPal Account.

You can use PayDotCom option. Follow these three simple steps to get started:

1. Sign Up For A FREE PayPal Account: If you are already a PayPal account holder, go directly to Step 2. It only takes about a minute to sign up with PayPal. A 'Personal Account' should be enough, though all three account types are free. Once you have completed the PayPal sign up form with your email address, come back to this page and proceed to Step 2.

 

2. Sign Up For A FREE PayDotCom Account: This step is essential before Step 3. It takes less than a minute to sign up with PayDotCom. Once you have completed the registration with your PayPal email address (make sure you check PayPal as Affiliate Payment Method in the Registration page), come back to this page and proceed to Step 3.

 

3. Sign Up For Our FREE Affiliate Account: This is the final step where you'll go to our affiliate sign-up page where you'll see more details about our affiliate program and a button to join our affiliate program using your PayDotCom email address. Inside the members area, you'll see the link ('Just The Link' in the main page) which you'll use in your pages to promote our product. PayDotCom will track your referral completely and pay you whenever a purchase has been made in our site!

 

So, Here We Are...

I won't ask you to complete a 3 page application telling me why you qualify to be my affiliate. I won't ask for a resume, and I don't care about your references. This is not Monster.com. All I ask is that you should actually have fun while being our partner. :)

You want to make money. We want to help you do that. We actually view our affiliates as our partners - your success means our success. Therefore, we will do our best to support you in all your endeavors. We really do appreciate your partnership.

Let us know if you have questions or need any kind of help.

You can always reach us at: affiliates@howtobefunny.net

To Your Success,

Stanley Lyndon
Author, How to be FUNNY! ®